Nashville Scene the capital city’s alternative newspaper, has an annual contest in which readers are invited to complete the phrase “You are so Nashville if . . . .” While many of these one-liners don’t make a lot of sense outside the Athens of the South, here are my favorites from this year.
You are so Nashville if:
You accuse Al Gore of hypocrisy for exhaling carbon dioxide. —James H. Williams
Your church has pyrotechnics. —Dan McNamara
You know more members of the band, than members of the audience. —Fred Ramos
You start a church to get back at the church that fired you. —Michael Williams
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